Tell me about the last time you laughed so hard you cried.?

Question

When I was in college on Christmas break, my friends and I watched movies all the time, but we were getting bored. One day we went to see a movie at the cinema. It was called "She Devil". It was awful! We came back to my house and were eating chips and dip. Some of my friends and I really liked Tostitos Nacho cheese dip. We were eating it and said how good it was. Then another friend said he would have to try it.

But there was something green in the middle of it. It was probably from another dip from my parents´ New Year´s Day party the day before and just fell into the middle of the nacho cheese dip. But all of us had been avoiding it. When my friend stuck his chip in there, the green thing was hanging on the edge of it. We all watched him in silence as he put the chip in his mouth. He saw us looking funny and asked, "What?" Then we all burst out laughing, so hard we were crying. When I could finally speak, I said, "He ate the booger!" and we all laughed 10 more min.

Answer 1

last saturday night I nearly cried, we were drinking a few beers and calling 411 to ask random factual questions such as "Can you tell me what size show Shaquille O'Neil wears" and "What is the largest organ in the human body?".  One person started his question out "For the thousand dollar question...".  

They can answer most anything but it throws them off-guard, they'll transfer you to their supervisor who will do their best to answer.  They must have some rule too about not hanging up on callers. Cuz a couple times I was laughing so hard I couldn't get the words out and they waited for me to compose myself.  lol.

Answer 2

Once I was watching Family Guy and I spewed soda all over my moms chair.

Answer 3

One time...at Band Camp...

Answer 4

you´re a sinister sir! sinister bullock....my humble opinion

My italian funny fat friend SANDRO BELLOCO said that as asian charming dude I should seduce Claudia /that german skinny  blondgirl (he said MANGIA MANGIA /f****n f****n /***** UP ***** UP)

I laught so hard in the middle of the night 2 o´ clock, and he came to me and we laughed more harder until 1 hour !!

Answer 5

I went shopping with my boyfriend and his friend. I kept bragging about this nice dress I had purchased half-off.

When we got to his house, I went to his room and was going to try on the new clothes after I got out of the bathroom. When I came out, my boyfriend was laughing as he was slipping on the revealing dress I had just bought! Of course I encouraged him and helped him slip it on. His friend was in the living room, watching TV.

The look on his face was priceless as my boyfriend popped into the living room in a s**y dress screaming "Look at this dress I got half off!"

Answer 6

When I looked at your silly-@$$ avatar....but really one time at band camp.....

Answer 7

Your girlfriend tends to be out a lot, at my place, and you seriously believe the story that I'm her shrink?

My, we laugh so much she and I frequently fall out the bed!

Answer 8

I never remember having laughed in the last 26  years,never more than a few minutes.

Answer 9

A coworker of mine came in one morning and told me the following story. It is kinda the sick humor you only find in EMS and fire lines of work.

Her husband and she both work in EMS. He worked a 48 hour shift and was coming home one morning. She decided to surprise him and took and shower and got out some s**y lingerie. Looking down she noticed some strings were hanging in the crotch of her outfit. She grabbed a lighter and went to burn them off. Yeah only children's pajamas are fire resistant. She set the crotch of her lingerie on fire and her husband came home to her attempting to put it out.

She tried to swear me to secrecy but I had to tell her it wasn't going to happen. Sadly the story beat me around to my next shift and someone else ended up telling me.   The funniest thing was when another paramedic went to tell her the story in an ER entrance. She told him yeah that was me. When he didn't believe her she dropped her pants and showed him the burns