I was going down memory lane last night and I got to reminiscing about my first kiss. I was a 6 year old 1st grader and in my class was a cute girl named Ana (Anna?). Anyways, the school day had just ended and all the kids were running to the school bus. Obviously I was well aware that she was behind me and I saw all her stuff fall out of her backpack, so naturally being the smitten boy that I was I quickly went back to help her. She never liked it when I helped her because I constantly showered her with attention plus she was well aware of my affection for her so she just stood there angry about my actions. I handed her her belongings and when she stretched out her hand I leaned in and gave her a passionate kiss on the lips. I turned and continued running to the bus and I looked back to see a surprised look on her face. Apparently she told her mom, and the next day I had a serious talking to about sexual harassment and I was to stay away from her at all times or else I would be suspended. I still say my intentions were purely innocent! Ha ha ha.
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