Tell me crazy stories about yourself ?

Question

i want to have a good laugh. :D

Answer 1

this is funny! i used some peroxide one night before bed and left it on the nightstand.

i woke up in the middle of the night and took a big drink of it. I jumped up and then threw up. It was awful.

Answer 2

One time at band camp...  

Answer 3

I once was asking a question in this site called Yahoo! Answers and suddenly, as I was reading the answers hoping to get a good laugh, I some something coming out of my computer and I went totally crazy :)

Bye

Answer 4

Once I got so drunk that I went to the bathroom, dropped my pants and underwear and fell over into the tub and passed out. My mother took a picture of my naked azz sticking up and showed it to everyone.

Answer 5

I once had a dream I was walking through a cornfield with Micheal Jackson. It was the younger version like he was in the Billie Jean video. I have no idea why I don't even like the guy's music!

Answer 6

Talking about drinking things, I was playing a yatzee( spelt wrong I know) and the dice were in a orange cupe and my coke was in an orange cup as well. I threw the cup of coke on the table and tried to drink the dice at the same time. soo embarrasing