Tell me how to fake sick?

Question

My mom's going on a trip I don't want to go on, so I want to be sick tomorrow so she'll go w/o me. Any suggestions--how to make myself throw up or just appear really ill?

Answer 1

blend a bunch of gross foods so it looks like puke and put it in the sink and show it to her

Answer 2

Or be honest with your mother and then earn her trust slowly and she'll never make you do anything with her.

Answer 3

Complain about a stomach ache for about an hour, then mix some relish, mayo, ketchup, milk and water in a bowl and pour it into the toilet and put a little on your face, around your mouth. Hide the bowl you mixed it in, hunch over the toilet so it looked like you just threw up and call "MOM!" In your most pathetic sickly voice, but loud enough she can hear you, when she gets there, make sure she sees the "barf" and ask for water,  say, "mom, i need water! hurry!" Remember you just "threw up" so you have a gross taste in your mouth and want it out so water is urgent, after the water, lie down and go to sleep until your mom leaves on her trip, but whatever you do, DO NOT take medicine, it will make you sick for real, if your mom offers it say, "no! I can't hold it down, i don't want anything right now!"

lol! There is how to fake sick if you need it, but in my opinion, be honest with your mom, tell her you don't really want to go and would rather stay home, give her the pro's of you staying home, like, "You wouldn't have to watch out for me and feed me, you could get more done!

Another option: Go, you might just have fun!

♥Shorty♥

Answer 4

Well..You could do it like what the celebrities do to make themselves less fat! Stick your finger down your thorat!