Tell me something funny?

Question

going through a rough patch.. in a tough situation with my bf and his ex.... sooo , i guess i just need to smile?.. idk, tell me something

Answer 1

Two men walk into a bar...and hurt their heads.  

Answer 2

One time I put a huge spiderweb on a stick and my friend thought it was cotton candy and ate it! It was in a cemetary and when she tasted it she started running and screaming and then tripped over a grave! LOL!

Answer 3

Do you know why divorce is so expensive?

Because it is worth it....

Answer 4

Why not try the "Jokes & Riddles" section in "Entertainment & Music"?

Answer 5

last night on BB uk mikey got hit hard with a ball...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jBtWgjAFV...

made me laff! :) x

p.s just pretend mikey is your boyfriends ex! lol x

EDIT... lol glad u enjoyed, heres another vid with the same bloke who got hit... before u watch you should know hes actually blind...enjoy...let me no what u think! xx

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GQATzK3jY...

p.s people over here are now actully wondering if he is 100% blind (like he says he is) because of this vid x

some more...

watch the lazzard jump on the bloke ...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mYE4XSMTA...

watch the panda jump! lol verry funny!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hnHfFmm0j...

xx

EDIT...tha was so cute! expecially wen the baby laffs! lol for a minite, i thort it was my cousens as babys lol had a bit of a shock! ... there from bristol, have the same accent and the little one is caulled charlie! lmao! have a look at my baby boy!.. (hes cuter!) lol..x

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CQzQThBO6...

xx