Tell me the blond related jokes?

Question

Tell me the blond related jokes?

Answer 1

What job did the blonde get at the M&M factory?

Proofreader.

Why'd she get fired?

Throwing away all the W's.

Answer 2

what does a peroxide blonde and a 474 jet

have in common?

they both have a little black box  

Answer 3

I knew a blonde that was so stupid that.......

* she called me to get my phone number.

* she spent 20 minutes looking at the orange juice box because it said "concentrate."

* she put lipstick on her forehead because she wanted to make up her mind.

*she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order.

*she sent me a fax with a stamp on it.

*she tried to drown a fish.

*she thought a quarterback was a refund.

*she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death.

*she tripped over a cordless phone.

*she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.

*she asked for a price check at the Dollar Store.

*she studied for a blood test.

*she thought Meow Mix was a CD for cats.

*when she heard that 90% of all crimes occur around the home, she moved.

*when she missed the 44 bus, she took the 22 bus twice instead.

*when she took you to the airport and saw a sign that said "Airport Left" she turned around and went home  

Answer 4

What did the blonde's left leg say to the right?

Nothing, they never met.

What do you call a blonde that dyes her hair black?

Artificial intelligence.

Answer 5

come here now and i'll tell you...

Answer 6

you missed the 'e' off blonde.

Answer 7

there was a blond, a brunette, and a redhead, and there was a magic mirror. whoever told a lie in front of the mirror would disappear. So the redhead went in front of the mirror; she said "I'm the smartest girl in the world." And she went poof. The brunette went in front of the mirror. she said "I'm the prettiest girl  in the world" and she went poof.  The blond went in front of the mirror; she said, "I think- " and she went poof.

Answer 8

How do you kill a blonde?

you glue a mirror at the bottom of a pool.

                     or

you glue a scratch and sniff at the bottom of a pool and go tell her to smell it.

Answer 9

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Answer 10

Ask the Blondie.  

Answer 11

How does a blond kill a fish?

She drowns it.

Answer 12

Three blondes are in an elevator when the elevator suddenly stops and the lights go out. They try using their cell phones to get help, but have no luck. Even the phones are out.

After a few hours of being stuck with no help in sight, one blonde says to the others "I think the best way to call for help is by yelling together."

The others agree with the first, so they all inhale deeply and begin to yell loudly "Together, together, together."

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A man was in his front yard mowing grass when his attractive blonde neighbor came out of the house and went straight to the mailbox. She opened it then slammed it shut and stormed back into the house. A little later she came out of her house again, went to the mailbox and again opened it, and slammed it shut again. Angrily, back into the house she went.

As the man was getting ready to edge the lawn, she came out again, marched to the mailbox, opened it and then slammed it closed harder than ever.

Puzzled by her actions the man asked her, “Is something wrong?”

To which she replied, “There certainly is!”

My stupid computer keeps saying, “You’ve got mail!”

*****

A blonde went to a flight school insisting she wanted to learn to fly.

As all the planes were currently in use, the owner agreed to instruct her by radio on how to pilot the solo helicopter.

He took her out, showed her how to start it and gave her the basics, and sent her on her way. After she climbed 1000 feet, she radioed in. "I'm doing great! I love it!

The view is so beautiful, and I'm starting to get the hang of this."

After 2000 feet, she radioed again, saying how easy it was to fly. The instructor watched her climb over 3000 feet, and was beginning to worry that she hadn't radioed in.

A few minutes later, he watched in horror as she crashed about half a mile away.

He ran over and pulled her from the wreckage.

When he asked what happened, she said,

"I don't know! Everything was going fine, but as I got higher, I was starting to get cold.

I can barely remember anything after I turned off the big fan!"

Answer 13

Why does a blonde wear panties?

To keep her ankles warm.

Answer 14

Why do blondes have square b***s?

Because they don't take the tissues out of the box.