Tell me what you think.Is this funny?

Question

A man is woken in the middle of the night by a loud knock on the door . He goes to the front door and opens it . Standing at the door is a woman soaked through to the skin as it is pouring down with rain outside.

"Can i help you" asks the man

"yes could you give me a push please " replies the woman

The man is not impressed and tells the woman to get lost and slams the door in her face .

On returning to his bed his wife asks him who was at the door and what did they want.

She is horrified that her husband could be so cruel and asks him how he would feel if car broke down in the middle of the night and no-one would give her a push start.

Thinking about it her husband agrees and duly sets off to find the young lady. He can't see the lady but calls out to her. He heres a faint reply but can still not find her . He calls a little louder and asks her if she still wants a push.

"yes please " comes the reply "i'm over here "

"where " asks the man

"On the swing " comes the reply

Answer 1

It was funny the first time I heard it.

Answer 2

Tfe old ones are the best I suppose

Answer 3

Yah sure it is  

Answer 4

A good playground joke.

Answer 5

No not funny at all

Answer 6

sort of.

it's kind of disappointing to read all that just for the lame ending lol.

Answer 7

Very amusing.

Answer 8

No it's not funny.

Answer 9

Oh no a swing! I would slap her.

Answer 10

Not very, but at least it is clean.  More tea vicar?

Answer 11

lol i didn't get it first but now i do!

Answer 12

Funny enough to make me smile.

Answer 13

it made me smile =]

Answer 14

Errrrr no.

Answer 15

i didn't think it was that funny  sorry

Answer 16

not really, though it made me smile.

Answer 17

lol!!!!