Tell me whats the crazyst thing that happen to u?

Question

mine is,i was walking with my friends and talking to him and then i step on the shovel and it hits me across the face and my face got all big.

Answer 1

I was getting chased by the cops and i had to jump a fence but as i soon as i jumped my foot got caught with the fence and the fence fell on me... so did the police lol.

Answer 2

I die every night.

Answer 3

i had s*x with a pigeon, and liked it

Answer 4

A nun tried to kill me once.

Answer 5

I went to the beach with friends and was approached by a handsome lifeguard.  He ask for a date (learned later he had a bet with another lifeguard he couldn't get a date with me.)  He did get a phone number and a phony name (Sherri Lavon).  A few days later we did go out.  He asked me to marry him on the third date and two weeks later took me to jewelery store and bought my rings.  As we were walking back to his car, I told him I didn't give him my true name.  He asked me what  it was.  I told him and he said,  "Your name is Sherri!"  We were married 5months later.  I have been called Sherri for almost 52 years.

Answer 6

i died

Answer 7

when my dad was gone.he died 3 years ago when  I was 16.nothing more than that.thank for your question.bye

Answer 8

a stripper hit me with her jeep cause she was mad this dude liked me more than he liked her

Answer 9

yelling at people in the morning especially chics

(and not been drunk)

Answer 10

I was walking and i was kinda close to my crush and when he looked at me a like tripped and flew across the sidewalk.

Answer 11

i was in math class in my freshman year in highschool and i was ask out loud if anyone had gum. But it didnt come out like 'gum'. I said it more like ***. i was so embarrassed!!