Tell this yank how the English would react

Question

Englishman comes home from work and finds cowboy boots, Levi's on the floor, an empty ''wild turkey'' bottle,note on the bedroom door, in a man's handwriting ,telling him not to come in. How would he react

! Note all the spelling and grammer mistake?

2 Be upset that the wild turkey was gone?

3 Try on the cowboy boots?

4 Tell the man ''why did it take you so long to come to my aid I've been all alone here for two years''

Thank you

Answer 1

Ohhh I don't really know.   Put the kettle on and wonder how a Texan managed to find the Isle of Wight, I suppose.

PS Bella what nationality are you and where do you live?

Answer 2

! Note all the spelling and grammer mistake?

then sit and wait to confront the man when finished.

Answer 3

1) Grammar  not grammer

20 Don't wera leather

3) Not a boozer

4) How could I talk to him when all I have seen so far is the note?

Answer 4

you've missed so many choices

5. join them

6. phone his mistress to join them

7. go back to the pub

8. phone his mother for advice

9. go on yahoo answers to find the answer

10. go on ebay to sell the cowboy boots  

Answer 5

Wait until you are finished - and then do the job properly!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Answer 6

id go back later when they had finished,im english and a gentleman.

Answer 7

HONEY ! I'M HOME !!!!!!!

Answer 8

Where & what is "work"?

Answer 9

when i climb off your mother i"ll ask her  

Answer 10

1. Note the spelling and grammar mistakes.

:P

Answer 11

Your brain must be hurting now, go lie down.

Answer 12

I don't know what Wild Turkey is (a drink?).

I'd say the English man would go in and beat the cr@p out of the guy.

What on earth is he doing in his house anyway?  

Answer 13

"Englishman comes home from work and finds cowboy boots, Levi's on the floor . . . ."

5)  He'd wonder if he'd wandered into a scene from Brokeback Mountain and would beat a hasty retreat.  We all know what you cowboys get up to on your "fishing trips".  .  .

Bella - What a nasty little racist you are.  You've met every single British person in the world have you? Thought not . . .

Answer 14

Oh Ray you are a naughty little troll.....

The answer is (5) blame himself for marrying a texan

You really do have this thing about sleeping with English women don't you... about time you changed the record... it was funny, but now it's starting to sound like a complex.... something you want to get off your chest about momma ?

Come on ...share..... you'll feel better when you let it all out

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Obviously hit a nerve ...you're repeating yourself....

Seeing as I never said anything about 'changing from women' I think you let a little private wish slip there.

Indian thing is telling too, so we now know you like to dress like a cowboy and have a thing about indians.... hmm do your other friends dress as a sailor, a cop and a construction worker ?

Don't worry your secret is safe.

Answer 15

Your being naughty talking about my mum like this!

She was in 1941  so my American uncles told me!

See now your not sure if I'm being humorous or not

Ray we the British have had the rest of the world insulting us for 300 hundred years we take a bit of winding these days.But never underestimate us the Argentinians did that!

Answer 16

He'd laugh, since the only men wearing Levis and cowboy boots in England would normally be wearing a leather vest, and sporting a handlebar moustache too. Is there something you need to tell us? Should your parents not be expecting any grandkids then? Don't worry man, it's 2008, nobody will think any less of you for coming out.