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Telling lies? A lie detector?

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Gatiep was a salesman's delight when it came to any kind of unusual gimmicks. His wife Maraai had long ago given up trying to get him to change. One day Gatiep came home with another one of his unusual purchases.

It was a robot that Gatiep claimed was actually a lie detector.

It was about 5:30 that afternoon when Gatiepie, their 11 year old son, returned home from school. Gatiepie was over 2 hours late.

'Where have you been? Why are you over 2 hours late getting home from school?' asked Gatiep.

'Several of us went to the library to work on an extra credit project,' said Gatiepie.

The robot then walked around the table and slapped Gatiepie, knocking him completely out of his chair.

'Son,' said Gatiep, 'this robot is a lie detector, now tell us where you really were after school.

'We went to Boebie's house and watched a movie.' said Gatiepie.,

'What did you watch?' asked Maraai.

The Ten Commandments.' answered Gatiepie.

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  1. That robot is going to be pretty busy (^_^)


  2. Ha ha ha this just too hilarious. I am wiping tears from my face.

    Never saw that punch line coming---great.

    Made my day!!!!!!!!!!

  3. hahahahah Nice one cakes!

  4. Hahahahaha

    10/10

  5. Ha ha ha baie goed

  6. Oh h**l Cakes I'm craking myself here,it was really briliant,I'm gonna nad this one and send it to my cousin if you don't mind.

    Here's one for you.

    Maratjie,"Gammt?Hoe sit djy dan nou hie en Bybel lies?Ek dog djy's Moeslem?"

    "Nay ek soek wek,"

    "Innie Bybel?"

    "Dja"se Gammat,"Hie in die boek van Job".

    Hope you enjoyed that one Cakes.xxxx

  7. Ohh my days!!!

    I need to pee now!! bwhahahha

    This is soooo funny!!! Thanks Cakes!!

    Put a smile on my face 4suwa!!

  8. Ooooh...hehehehehhe!

  9. Whaha - top stuff...

    Thanks for sharing...

  10. Ha Ha Ha Ha, Justice. Thank you Cakes, this is brilliant. This one will be shared. Lol.

  11. Jislaaik, cakes, dis oulik! These machines can do anything these days. I even heard of one for sewing the other day ...

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