Ten points if you can finish this song my father used to?

Question

sing to me when I was little......I was standing on a streetcorner doing no harm, along came a policeman and took me by the arm. He took me to a lil box and rang a lil bell, along came a paddywagon to take me to my cell...I woke up in the morning,I looked upon the wall, the bed bugs and the cooties were playing a game of ball. The score was 1-0 the bedbugs..............you finish for 10 points....

Answer 1

CATCH A WIFFER WOFFER

Oh, I'm walkin' round the corner

Doing little harm

Along comes a policeman

And grabs me by the arm

Oh, he walks me round the corner

Rings a little bell

Along comes a wagon

And knocks me in a cell

I'm singin' eenie meenie and a miney moh

Catch a wiffer woffer by the toe

And if it hollers, hollers, hollers,

Let it go, I'm singin' Eenie meenie and a miney moh

Oh, five o'clock in the morning

I looked up on the wall --

The roaches and the bedbugs

Were having a game of ball

Oh, the score was six to nothing

The roaches were ahead --

The bedbugs hit a home run

And knocked me out of bed

I'm singin' eenie meenie and a miney moh,

Catch a wiffer woffer by the toe

And if it hollers, hollers, hollers,

Let it go, I'm singin' Eenie meenie and a miney moh

Oh, six o'clock in the morning

The jailer comes around

A piece of bread and coffee

That weighs a half a pound

Oh, the coffee tastes like tobacco juice

The bread is hard and stale

But that's the way they treat the bums

In New York County Jail

I'm singin' eenie meenie and a miney moh,

Catch a wiffer woffer by the toe

And if it hollers, hollers, hollers,

Let it go, I'm singin' Eenie meenie and a miney moh

I went downtown for breakfast

I ordered ham and eggs

I ate so many pickles

The juice ran down my legs

I fell into a sewer

And that is where I died

They did not call it murder --

They called it sewer-cide

I'm singin' eenie meenie and a miney moh,

Catch a wiffer woffer by the toe

And if it hollers, hollers, hollers,

Let it go, I'm singin' Eenie meenie and a miney moh

Answer 2

....i couldn't take it anymore

Answer 3

I was standing on a street corner doing no harm, along came a policeman and took me by the arm. He took me to a lil box and rang a lil bell, along came a paddywagon to take me to my cell...I woke up in the morning,I looked upon the wall, the bed bugs and the cooties were playing a game of ball. The score was 1-0 the bedbugs.....won it all...  the day was almost over, the sun was almost down and the cooties and the bedbugs played a second round.. i woke up the next morning, standing on a street corner doing  no harm and along came my friends john and paul we talked and talked and walked around and i woke up the next moring the score was 2-0 the day was almost over ...the end