Ten points to the one with the funniest answer trust me this is hilarious!?

Question

Pick the month (number) you were born in

1----I fell in love with

2----I ate a

3----I smacked

4----I sang to

5----I gave my number to

6----I killed

7----I shot

8----I gave a lap dance to

9----I choked on

10---I made out with

11---I had s*x with

12---I stabbed

Pick the day (number) you were born on:

1-------a homeless guy

2-------a kebab

3-------a banana

4-------a sandwich

5-------a Mexican

6-------a stuffed animal

7-------a hooker

8-------a lamp

9-------my best friend

10-------a goat

11-------my dog

12-------a ninja

13-------the computer

14-------a football player

15-------my neighbour

16-------myself

17-------a soda

18-------a llama

19-------a baby

20------ a gangster

21-------a permanent marker

22-------my dad

23-------a chair

24-------my psychiatrist

25-------a policeman

26-------my brother

27-------my sister

28-------a baseball bat

29-------a DVD player

30-------a paperclip

31-------my cell phone

Pick the color of shirt you are wearing

White------Because I was high.

Black-------Because I was drunk.

Pink--------Because i was bored

Red---------Because the voices told me to.

Blue--------Because I'm s**y and I do what I want.

Green------Because I hate myself.

Purple------Because I'm naked.

Gray--------Because I'm mentally disturbed.

Yellow------Because someone offered me 1,000,000 Euro

Shirtless---Because i was horny

Orange----Because I hate my family.

Brown-----Because i was hungry.

Other-----Because i'm gangsta

Write yours below

Answer 1

girl! let me tell you!!! I gave a lap dance to a banana just because I'm s**y and i do what i want!!!! lol

Star! that was funny!

Answer 2

I killed a permanenent marker because i'm mentaly disturbed.

Answer 3

i gave a lap dance to a chair because i was bored.

sad thing is...sounds like sumthing id do if i was extremely bored lol  

Answer 4

i sang to a goat Because I'm mentally disturbed

Answer 5

i choked on a sanwhich because i'm mentally disturbed...

Answer 6

I launched a cat from a catapult because I hate multiple choice.

(actually I like cats) Meeeeoooooooooooooow.

Answer 7

I made out with a permanent marker because I was hungry

WTF?!

Answer 8

I choked on a mexican because I was bored.

Answer 9

I smacked a stuffed animal because I was high.

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a star for you that was fun!

Answer 10

I had s*x with a baby because I hate my family.

I really don't hate my fam. I loves them!

Answer 11

I had s*x with a hooker because the voices told me to!

Answer 12

mine- I smacked my brother because I was drunk.

my friends- I gave a lap dance to the computer because I'm mentally disturbed.

my cousins- I stabbed a homeless guy because I was horny.

Answer 13

I fell in love with a football player because I was bored.

Lol...sounds like me!

Answer 14

I gave a lap dance to my brother because i'm a gangsta.funny and weird ,this is not the result i would have wanted but it is quite funny.

Answer 15

mine-

I made out with a football player Because the voices told me to

my sister-

I gave my number to  a gangster Because I'm s**y and I do what I want.

2nd sister-

I fell in love with a policeman Because I was high

moms-

I shot a paperclip Because I was drunk

LOL STAR!

Answer 16

*here's my brother's outcome: i smacked my brother because i'm mentally disturbed

*here's my outcome: i ate a kebab because the voices told me to

Answer 17

I stabbed a homeless guy because I was hungry.

uh-oh... lol.  Resorting to cannibalism I guess. :P

Answer 18

I gave my number to a lamp because I'm mentally disturbed....

Answer 19

i had s*x with a kebab cause i hate myself...

X

Answer 20

I killed my sister because I'm mentally disturbed and I was high.

Answer 21

I Made Out With A Baseball Bat Because i'm Mentally Disturbed And Because I Was High

Answer 22

I gave my number to a policeman because I'm a gangsta.

That works.

Answer 23

I gave a lap dance to a baby because I'm s**y and I do what I want and I was hungry. (I'm wearing a split colour shirt).

LOL!!

Answer 24

I choke on my best friend because the voices told me to.

Answer 25

They are d**n funny mine is

I gave my number to a goat because I was high

I love my daughters though

I gave my number to a sandwich because I was drunk

LMAO

Answer 26

I had s*x with a stuffed animal because i was horny!

Answer 27

I fell in love with my dog because I'm naked and bored.

Answer 28

i fell in love with a goat because i hate myself.

my dads: i gave a lap dance to a ganster because i am s**y and i can do what i want.

now i can never look him in the eye xD

thanks that was fun

Answer 29

I choked on a baby because I am s**y and I do what I want yo!!! lol

Answer 30

i killed a chair because I'm s**y and i do what i want.

Answer 31

I gave a lap dance to a homeless guy because i was bored