Ten things overheard in a cannibal barbecue & cannibal school lunch menu?

Question

10 things overheard in a cannibal barbecue:-

"Lets invite the neighbors for lunch"

"Get dressed-We're having company"

"Mom sure makes a great hamburger"

"I'd like to toast our guest of honour"

"My stomach hurts-I think I ate someone who disagreed with me"

"Want to try out the hot tub?"

"Lately,I'm fed up with people"

"I told you not to speak with someone in your mouth"

"Don't get into a stew"

"how did your team do today" "We creamed them"

@ the cannibal cafetria (menu):-

School lunch menu everyone will be served!!!

>Sloppy joe seasoned with rosemary

>Frank and beans

>Hamburger patty

>Big mac

>chicken fingers served on lazy susan

>Chef salad

>Shishke bob

>Pretzel Rod

<>choice of eskimo pie,apple betty or a brownie

IMPORTANT-Students must remove their trays when everyone's eaten

Answer 1

Dont forget:

Shredded feet

Scrambled heads

Feetabix

kate and sidney pie

And stewed *******

Answer 2

That was hilarious!

Answer 3

they were good pmsl  

Answer 4

haha nice one

Answer 5

some lines made me chuckle but not good enough for a star. sorry!. maybe next time.

Answer 6

they are okay :)

Answer 7

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha...

you killed me! i can&#039;t stop laughing and vomiting!

Answer 8

some funny lines