Tescos installed a medical machine that for £5 and a urine sample would diagnose any condition.
Wen Jim went with a sore elbow the computer print read "You have tennis elbow, soak it in warm water and avoid any heavy work for 2 weeks."
He was impressed with this and wandered if he could fool the machine, so me mixed tapwater with dog poo and urine samples from his wife and daughter, and pleasured himself into the mixture. The next day he tipped the mixture into the machine and the computer printout said:
1. Your tapwater is too hard, use softener.
2. Your dog has ringworm, give it antibiotics.
3. Your daughter is on cocaine, get her to rehab.
4. Your wife is expectin twins, not yours, get a lawyer.
5. If u keep playing with yourself your elbow won't get better
Thankyou for shoppin at Tescos.
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