Test Question go ahead and answer?

Question

write whatever you want, express yourself, best answer wins

Answer 1

I am not answering this solely for the sake of the 2 points. I deeply care about your question.

Srsly, d00d.

Answer 2

ok. I got married so I can stop lying. That was the first thing that came to my mind, bad boys with Wil Smith and Martin Lawrence

Answer 3

"While I may be laughing on the outside, inside me is a little man who is crying. And inside him is an even smaller man who is throwing up. And inside him is an even tinier man who is farting...And inside him is a tiny little field mouse who is bleeding profusely from the ears."

- Michael O'Donoughue