Text message size jokes or riddles?

Question

Can anyone tell me any GOOD joke and/or riddles that I can send by text please?

Answer 1

I,ve been invited to a cannabis party, Friday at 9 o'clock.  I can't wait! They told me to bring my own dope..... So I'll pick you up about 8.30...OK?

Answer 2

Never look down on someone ...unless they are pleasuring you!   Or.......... 1 million people are having s*x, 5 million are kissing and 1 lonely mothaf***er is reading this text message!

I seen this in a text message once!

Answer 3

Two guys in a jungle come around a corner and meet a lion head-on pawing the ground.

One guy ever so carefully reaches into his knapsack and slowly takes out a set of Nike running shoes, never once breaking eye contact with the lion.

The second guy hisses: "What are you doing, you can't outrun the

lion" And the first guy says: "No, but all I have to do is outrun you"!

A beautiful woman asked a computer geek what would be a reasonable password for her new E-Mail. And he answered "p***s", so she tyred it in. She had just stop laughing about the word when a screen came up. COMPUTER REJECTION. NOT LONG ENOUGH