Thank goodness for global cooling!?

Question

Looks like we won't have to worry about collossal ice shelfs breaking up due to warming-

http://news.yahoo.com/s/livescience/20080325/sc_livescience/vastantarcticiceshelfonvergeofcollapse

Answer 1

It is not just the far south, the record warm weather in the far north and western Europe caused problems for some (such as truffle sellers) as well, but many enjoyed it.

Answer 2

Ya right

"...the latest sign of global warming's impact on Earth's southernmost continent...Scientists are shocked by the rapid change of events."  (they) "had predicted in 1993 that the northern part of the Wilkins Ice Shelf was likely to be lost within 30 years if warming on the Peninsula continued at the same rate...we'll know in the next few days and weeks what its fate will be."

Up=Down, Black=White, True=False?  I think I'm starting to understand the DENIER/skeptic premise!