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Thats handy ! a wife for life !

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a mate of mine in the army just married a girl from switzerland. she can cook with one hand and wash up with the other and open a bottle of beer with the cheeks of her ar*e, she's a swiss army wife .

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clever.....
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Haha... O.O
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lmao, It was a bit crude and chovanistic but gave me a good laugh.

Wow, he just better be careful if she ever visits down below, those kitchen utensils can be brutal....hehehe
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ha ha ha ,I want one of those
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thanx for that.

thats one to share at the weekend.
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Hee Hee!! Very good.
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lolololololololololololol that is HILARIOUS nice joke
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wow. could you be a little more less funny, let alone anti-feminist?
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okay. what are you asking?
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That was cute!!
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HA HA HA best Ive heard in long time ha ha!
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huh?

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Good for you. Hopefully she will make you happy.
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thats not funny.
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Hee Hee!!!! thats pretty clever!!!!
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Very CUTE!!!!
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nice lol thats a h**l of a multitasker
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