The Best Football Joke you've heard.?

Question

What are some good Football jokes you've heard? Some examples:

"St. George won 8 straight premierships with one Raper (referring to John Raper). Imagine how many the Bulldogs can win."

(Oh, come on. Don't get all righteous. It's not like you've never heard a tasteless joke before)

and more recently:

Q: What's the difference between Darren Lockyer and St. George?

A: Lockyer only sounds like he's choking.

Any others?

Answer 1

Whats the cheapest ticket to Lebanon

$3.50 bus ticket to Belmore

Answer 2

The minnesota vikings

Answer 3

Q. Why dont the Colts eat cereal?

A. Because everytime they get near a bowl they choke.

Answer 4

Hey, those were pretty good.

Whats the difference between North Melbourne and K Mart?

K Mart have a few thousand fans.

Answer 5

The best joke I heard all season was that Wayne Bennett was going to be coaching the Roosters next year.

Answer 6

what fas 34 legs and cant climb a ladder ANSWER: the south  sydney rabbitohs

Answer 7

Dermott Brereton.

(As a commentator only. As a player he was great, though not near as great as he thought.)

Answer 8

Richo is right

Answer 9

I heard the following joke on football from my friend.

Coach (to referee): You stink!

Referee ( who picked up the football, marked off another 15 yard penalty, and turned to the coach: How do I smell from here?