The Chicago Bears vs. an entire team of WWF Bastion Boogers, how would it go?

Question

Just imagine in their football helmets and gear, Bastion Booger the quarterback, Bastion Booger the lineman, Bastion Booger the linebacker, Bastion Booger, the runningback, Bastion Booger the wide receiver, Bastion Booger in every position.

A team of professional football players known as The Chicago Bears big and small vs. a team of nothing but big, heavy, slow guys who are all that 401 lb. WWF chracter Bastion Booger.

How would it go?

How would their defense be?

How would the offense be?

What would the scoreboard look like?

This is Bastion Booger, the guy in the gray wrestling attire,

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ta3vLbeHV_I&feature=related

Answer 1

The 85 Bears Defense would clobber his Fat Ugly ***.

Answer 2

this is by far the dumbest question ever!! on yahoo! ha! ha! who cares?

Answer 3

da bears

Answer 4

Would Ditka be coaching?