A man walks into a drug store with his 8 year old son. They happen to walk by the condom display, and the boy asks, “What are these, Dad?â€Â
To which the man matter-of -factly replies, “Those are called condoms, son… Men use them to have safe s*x.â€Â
“Oh, I see,†replied the boy pensively. “Yes, I’ve heard of that in health class at school.†He looks over the display and picks up a package of 3 and asks, “Why are there 3 in this package?â€Â
The Dad replies, “Those are for high school boys. One for Friday, one for Saturday and one for Sunday.â€Â
“Cool, says the boy. He notices a 6 pack and asks, “Then who are these for?â€Â
“Those are for college men.†the Dad answers, “Two for Friday, Two for Saturday and Two for Sunday.â€Â
“WOW!†exclaimed the boy, “then who uses THESE?†he asks with bright eyes, picking up the 12 pack.
With a sigh, the Dad replied, “Those are for married men, one for January, one for February, one for March…â€Â
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