So a man walks into a bar after a rough day. He sits down and orders a drink from the bartender. The bar is pretty empty, except for one or two other patrons. He decides to have a smoke, only to realize that he has forgotten his lighter. He turns to the man a few seats away and asks him "Hey, d'you have a light?"
The man fumbles in his jacket for a moment and pulls out a gigantic lighter. It was huge! The first man looked at him and asked "Wow, that's an enormous lighter! Where did you get it?"
The second man reaches out to light his cigarette and says "Oh, I got it from the genie in the alley..."
The first man responds "What?! What genie?"
The second man replies "Oh yeah, there's a genie in the alley behind the bar."
The first man sits for a while and finishes his drink, mulling over the idea of going into the alley. Eventually, he decides to go and see if there really is something back there.
He walks into the alley but doesn't see anything. Finally, in frustration, he looks up to the sky and yells "Genie, if you're listening, I wish for a million bucks!"
Suddenly, ducks begin raining from the sky... ducks everywhere! The man becomes frustrated and goes back into the bar.
He turns to the first man and says "Man, there's a problem with your genie. I just asked for a million bucks, and ducks started pouring from the sky..."
The second man replies "Yeah, no sh*t. D'you think I asked for a ten inch Bic?"
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