The Greatest Wit: Oscar Wilde or Mark Twain??

Question

With a sample quote

Oscar on his deathbed: "Either That Wallpaper goes Or I Do"

Mark Twain on Golf "A Good Walk Ruined"

Answer 1

Mark Twain, that quote about being 18 and his father knowing nothing...

Answer 2

Up to this point I would have said Mark Twain, but this Oscar guy sounds hilarious. Who knows...

Answer 3

Oh thats a hard one coz there both good i will have to go for Oscar Wilde! :) x

Answer 4

when  oscar  was arrested for homosexuality  offences , he recieved a hard time from the  system he said .........."if this is the way queen victoria treats her criminals ........she does'nt deserve to have any !