The HARDEST questions in the WHOLE WORLD!!?

Question

syke these are ther most simple questions but there are hard to answer Soooo.........

who ever qnswers these questions with logical answers wins 10 pts.

Why is abbreviated such a long word?

Why does monosyllabic have five syllables?

Why isn't phonetic spelled the way it sounds?

Why is a carrot more orange than an orange?

Why are there interstate highways in Hawaii?

Why do we drive on parkways and park on driveways?

Why are they called apartments, when they're all stuck together?

Why do scientists call it research when looking for something new?

Why do they call it a building? It looks like they're finished. Why isn't it a built?

Why is it when you transport something by car, it's called a shipment, but when you transport something by ship, it's called cargo?

If vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat?

If price and worth mean the same thing, why priceless and worthless are opposites?

Is there another word for synonym?

Is it possible to be totally partial?

Answer 1

1. because with all the abberiviations u needed a long word to even it out.

2.huh?

3.what?

4.because it would be silly to have a very orange friut that is called an orange.

5.huh?

6.if everything was as it sounds and as it should be then the world wouldnt nessecerily be easier but maybe harder

7.some guy came up with it and it would be too confusing to change its name now.

8.you have to search what u already have to find something you dont know about.

9.because builder would be too confusing because they are both nouns.

10.its a cruel mixed up opposite world.

11.humatarians must be another word for canible?

12.who knows?

13.yes it is wordsthatshavethesamemeaning.

14.huh?

Answer 2

My Darling, I am afraid I cannot qnswer your question because as you are well aware there are no practical qnswers except to say that´s life and you either accept it or continue to ask stupid questions in which case we will reply with equally stupid qnswers. However I still think that you deserve a star. Why do people call them stars when we all know they are round globes?

Answer 3

i have a few:

Can you cry under water?

How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered?

Why do you have to 'put your two cents in'... But it's only a 'penny for your thoughts'?  Where's that extra penny going to?

Once you're in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the clothes you were buried in for eternity?

Why does a round pizza come in a square box?

What disease did cured ham actually have?

How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage?

Why is it that people say they 'slept like a baby' when babies wake up like every two hours?

If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing?

Why are you IN a movie, but you're ON TV?

Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground?

Why do doctors leave the room while you change? They're going to see you naked anyway.

Why is 'bra' singular and 'panties' plural?

Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat?

If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a stupid song about him?

Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool lane?

If the professor on Gilligan's  Island  can make a radio out of a coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat?

Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They're both dogs!

If Wile E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that ACME c**p, why didn't he just buy dinner?

If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, what is baby oil made from?

If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?

Do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune?

Why did you just try singing the two songs above?

Why do they call it an asteroid when it's outside the hemisphere, but call it a hemorrhoid when it's in your butt?

Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him for a car ride, he sticks his head out the window?

Answer 4

1. cuz abbreviated words r short

2. cuz thats the way it is

3. cuz people like 2 confuse people

4. cuz carrots contain beta carotine, which is orange

5. thats the way it was built

6. cuz its funny

7. well yur apart from the people its not like u live with them in the same apartment

8.cuz scientists make up long and crazy words that no 1 understands

9. cuz building is a noun

10. thats the way it is

11. human stuff

12. same as 10

13. same/similar

14. yes

Answer 5

you forgot, is the glass half empty or half full?  

Answer 6

I would say apartments are called apartments is because they are "a part" of a whole.

Answer 7

because its an full form for every word