The Hired Help.....wey ah could find him

Question

First thing ah open in meh email this morning, so I ah alone not going to be victimised!! Allyuh take this:

A Jamaican country doctor running a clinic in Mocha wanted to take a day

off work to go to Kingston, so he called his dispenser to take over.

'Obediah, Ah have fi go a Kingston today, Ah want you o keep the clinic

open, in case any patients come in. You t'ink you cyan handle it?'

'Yes, sah, yes sah!' answered Obediah, thrilled to be put in charge. The

following day the doctor returned to work. He asked Obediah, 'So how t'ings

went yesterday?'

'I had was to treat t'ree patients,' said Obie proudly. De fuss one seh 'im

have a bad 'eadache, so mi give 'im two Tylenol. De second one seh him belly

a hot him bad, bad, so mi give him some Maalox.

'Good work, good work,' said the doctor, ' And de t'ird patient?'

'Well, sah, suddenly dis ooman bust inna de door. And she tear off all she

clothes sah! Me seh, every last piece of she clothes, sah. An' she jump up

on the examination table, lie down and spread her legs dem. Den she shout

out, 'Help mi! Fi five years now mi never see any man!''

'Lawd, god man.' exclaimed the doctor, 'Is weh you do?'

'Well sah....Mi put drops inna she eye dem.' replied Obie proudly

Answer 1

Lawd.... thank you for sharing!

How many spell check errors showed up when you copy and pasted that? I bet more than 100. Haha

Answer 2

lol that was funny. but it was a little hard to read.

8/10 stars

Answer 3

hehehehehhe, lets just hope d eye drops worked. thanks for the laugh this morning.

Answer 4

ahahaha oh geeze thanks for d laff dis mornin........lol

Answer 5

ah hope wateva foolishness Obie sick of, it not contagious, im need ah good drink ah de eye drops

Answer 6

Obediah need licks, that's what I think! Good one.

Answer 7

^^^^^It's patois dialect.

"Mi put drops inna she eye dem."  Not a bad joke.  Thanks for sharing.

Answer 8

ooooh lord ! Trish i eh know nah ....  Obie done good. Come now ah looking out for ah follow up yuh know doh stop dey