The Mexican Maid asked for a raise. Furious, the wife asked why?

Question

"First, I iron better than you do."

"Who says so?" asked the wife.

"Your husband."

"Oh" said the wife.

"Second, I am a better cook then you."

"Did my husband tell you that, too?" asked the wife.

"Yes, Senora."

"and third, I am a better lover than you."

Really furious, the wife asked, "Did my husband tell you that, too?"

"No, Senora, it was the gardener."

She got her raise

Answer 1

Hurray for the maid but, this sounds a lot like an episode of Desperate Housewives.

Answer 2

lol