The NHL just announced the Hockey Section will have its own franchise!?

Question

1. What is the name of our team?

2. Where are we located?

3. What is the mascot?

4. What is our team slogan?

5. Who is the....

- General Manager

- Owner

- President

- Head Coach

- Assistant Coach

- Star Player

- Announcer

- The zamboni driver

- the clean up crew

- the ice girls

*and whatever else you may think of*

Answer 1

i cant think right now

Answer 2

i'm the captain of the team

BOOM

Answer 3

3. bunny

the ice girls are the mrs crosbys'

Answer 4

1. Whalers

2. Hartford

3. Willy the Whale

4. We're Back MoFos

5. This is to much work.

Answer 5

Dunno about everything else, but the mascot is a puck bunny hunter.

Answer 6

1.  Shotblockers

2.  Compton

3.  Snoop Dogg

4.  Tresspassers will be shot at, survivors will be shot at again.

5. I guess I could clean the ice, better then the job I'm at right now

Answer 7

Damian read my mind.  

Well, it's darn close to what I'd write.

Answer 8

1. The Lord Stanleys

2. North America

3. Doc Emrick

4. "...."

GM- ?

Head Coach- Scotty Bowman

Star Player- Gordie Howe

Announcer has to be Gary Thorne!!!!

Ice girls- Dallas Stars ice team

Answer 9

1.) Saskatchewan Swing bags

2.)(see name above)

3.)a pair of twins...bald and fuzzy

4.) "I wanna dip my balls in it"

5.)Courtney Cox

     d**k Cheney

     Hog Donggus

     Chewbacca the Wookie

     Torts

     Hossa

     Doc Emeric

     we all get a chance since I know we all want that most!!

     Jerry's Kids

     Try outs at my house for the ice girls.

      Beer pong in between the 1st and 2nd period in odd # hallways.

Answer 10

1. Steamers

2. Cleveland

3. Mr. Hankey the Christmas Poo

4. "Same old S**t. Different pile."

5.  David Frost (Coach) http://www.cbc.ca/story/sports/national/...

     Mike Danton (Star Player)

That's all I care to say.