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.......The New Maid....?

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The New Maid

A guy dials his home phone number from work. A strange woman answers. The guy says, "Who is this?"

"This is the maid.", answered the woman.

"We don't have a maid!"

"I was just hired this morning by the lady of the house."

"Well, this is her husband. Is she there?"

"Ummm...she's upstairs in the bedroom with someone who I just figured was her husband."

The guy is fuming. He says to the maid, "Listen, would you like to make $50,000?"

"What do I have to do?"

"I want you to get my gun from my desk in the den and shoot that witch and the jerk she's with."

The maid puts down the phone. The guy hears footsteps, followed by a couple of gunshots.

The maid comes back to the phone. "What should I do with the bodies?"

"Throw them in the swimming pool!"

"What pool?"

"Uh.. is this 832-4173?"

The Maid:"No this is 832-4172!!!!!

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  1. hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii

    ummm...heard this one but in diferent way

    i find it funny as!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    id give yu many stars

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    got mre?


  2. A real golden oldie, still worth a good goggle...!

  3. wow!!! this guy is in serious trouble now!!! he has already let the goose out of the bag by giving his number to the maid!!!

  4. ohhhhh S**t XD XD!!

    GOOD ONE

  5. lol

  6. Who would actually get their own home number wrong?  A yank, as we can clearly see from the number.....

  7. HAHHAHA THATS CLASSIC! (Y) :D

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