The Nieghbor lady sat on my lap at the kitchen table at party. But she straddled me. What should i think?

Question

My wife seen it and got mad. Am I bad for not jumping up right away? I didn't invite it but I did like it for the 5 seconds whe was on me. Is that cheating?

Answer 1

No it is not cheating but from what I see it can very  easily become that

Your wife has every right to be angry, how waould you like it if a man straddled her on a chair?  I bet the f***s would hit the fan.  Stop being flattered by this and tell the neighbor(lady?) that you did not appreciate this move and please do not do it again

Answer 2

It was not cheating but it was inconsiderate and inappropriate.

Answer 3

If you enjoyed it then you are bad.

Answer 4

yes, because you should have told her to get the F&*^ off you  

Answer 5

It's not cheating, but it is rather disrespectful. How would you feel if your wife sat in some guy's lap? I don't think you'd take it lightly.

Answer 6

I don't think it is cheating, but see what the female answerers say. Bad judgement on your part, to not ask her to cease when she got too close you are guilty of. If that type of contact turns you on, consider getting a lap dance at a night club when it is just a fun night out with the guys, rather than have contact with the neighbor.  

Answer 7

naw that aint cheating in a way it might b next time it happens ask ur wife to join in then it will b sharing...u say "am i bad 4 not jumping up" now ask urself what man is going to do that...i will tell u a man that does it is not the 1 wearing the pants in the castle