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The Old Poodle - cute joke!?

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A wealthy old lady decides to go on a photo

safari in Africa, taking her faithful aged poodle

named Cuddles, along for the company.

One day the poodle starts chasing butterflies

and before long, Cuddles discovers that he's

lost. Wandering about, he notices a leopard

heading rapidly in his direction with the intention

of having lunch.

The old poodle thinks, "Oh, oh! I'm in deep

doo-doo now!" Noticing some bones on the

ground close by, he immediately settles down

to chew on the bones with his back to the

approaching cat. Just as the leopard is about

to leap the old poodle exclaims loudly, "Boy,

that was one delicious leopard! I wonder if

there are any more around here?"

Hearing this, the young leopard halts his attack

in mid-strike, a look of terror comes over him

and he slinks away into the trees. "Whew!",

says the leopard, "That was close! That old

poodle nearly had me!"

Meanwhile...

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  1. very good  lol


  2. thats really funny

    thanks for the laugh

    have a star

  3. ive heard this one before, but it was with a chihuahua..which i think makes more sense with this joke

  4. lol that was good!

  5. haha lol stupid monkey!!!!

    best answer plz!!!!!

  6. that was a cute one

  7. HAHAHA

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