The Royal Wedding’s secret cricket match - Part 2
“Prince William was livid after that and seeing her son in trouble the Queen (Elizabeth) took matter into her own hands.”
Apparently, she asked umpires Simon Taufel and Aleem Dar to award the batting side an extra 25 runs to make up for the insult. Before Simon Taufel gave the signal, she commanded him to do it in dance form, with the moves he used to signal boundaries during
the match, much to amusement of everyone present. The local Disk Jockey is also said to have played ‘Ketchup Song’ by Las Ketchup, while all of this was going on.
“http://www.senore.com/Cricket/Sharadchandra-Govindrao-Pawar-c89751, “and Mr. Pawar even suggested that they add the music every time Taufel made a gesture in professional matches as well.”
Prince William was reported to have been dismissed seven times during his innings, but each time had opted for the review. The decision had always come back ‘Not out’ by the third umpire, who was later revealed to be Prince Charles. http://www.senore.com/Cricket/Aleem-Sarwar-Dar-c43094 was not happy
having his decision over ruled but Taufel’s dance seemed to make him want to stay on in case the incident was to repeat itself.
However, the Prince was sporting enough to rule himself out when one of his shots flew past his newlywed wife, and he rushed to tell her ‘he didn’t mean to’. The Superstar side had to chase a total of 213 runs after the hammering their bowlers had received
from the Royal Family’s team.
According to eye witnesses’ accounts, Sri Lankan batsman, http://www.senore.com/Cricket/SR-Tendulkar-c2556 came out to open the innings for their side but the pair was dismissed and on the way back to the pavilion. Both batsmen had been clean bowled though
it was later revealed that Prince http://www.senore.com/Cricket/Paul-Harrison-c2165, the Royal Family’s wicket keeper had moved the stumps and placed them in the ball’s direction on both occasions.
“The commentator Muhammad Azharuddin called it shrewd wicket keeping,” a guest explained before saying, “but if you ask me he was just kissing ***.”
Shahid Afridi hit three sixes off Prince http://www.senore.com/Cricket/Williams-c98034 bowling before an exchange of words ensued between batsman and bowler. Afridi them hit another six off the next ball and gave the Prince a flying kiss. Prince William reportedly had to run off the field again
after his wife Kate Middleton had accused him of cheating on her.
Prince William apparently only managed to coax her back to the ground after http://www.senore.com/Cricket/JH-Kallis-c1692 explained that Boom Boom Afridi did that to everyone. The match ended on an odd note as one of the batsmen failed to show up to the ground for his innings.
“We were all waiting for http://www.senore.com/Cricket/Misbah-ul-Haq-c1972 to show up for his turn to bat,” narrated one of the guests, “Instead (Zulqarnain) Haider showed up and told the Queen (Elizabeth) that he had changed his mind again and asked if he resubmit his asylum application and
have it accepted.”
Apparently, the former http://www.senore.com/Cricket/Pakistan-c755 wicket keeper was thrown out soon after. “As for Misbah, well it took him a long time to get to the ground and by then everyone had gone home.”
When asked if Misbah was lost or had gone missing, a disgruntled http://www.senore.com/Cricket/Shahid-Afridi-c2482 explained, “No he was just going at his own pace and cost his side the match…again!”
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