The Scientific Laws of Love?

Question

The Universal Law of Love:

Love can neither be created nor be destroyed; it can only transfer from one gf to another gf with some loss of money.

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First law of Love:

A boy in love with a girl will continue to be in love with her and a girl in love with a boy will continue to be in love with him, until any external agent (brother or father of the girl) comes in and break the legs of the boy.

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Second law of Love:

The rate of change of intensity of love of a girl towards a boy is directly proportional to the instantaneous bank balances of the boy and the direction of this love is proportional to the increment or decrement of the bank balance.

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Third law of Love:

The force applied while proposing to a girl by a boy is equal and opposite to the force applied by the girl while slapping his face.

Answer 1

hahahah..good one..love and the law of physics..

Answer 2

hehe these are funny. star for you!

Answer 3

I laughed so much I had to send it to the girl at the next desk after she wanted to know what was so funny.

She must have liked it cos she sent back an e mail asking me to lunch.

WOOO HOOO !!!!!

Erm, you don't think she got ideas about the third law do you?

She does Karate.

Danny.