The Walmart Greeter Joke :)

Question

A very loud, unattractive, mean-acting woman walked into Wal-Mart with

her two kids, yelling obscenities at them all the way

through the entrance.

The Wal-Mart Greeter said pleasantly, 'Good morning, and welcome to

Wal-Mart. Nice children you have there. Are they twins?'

The woman stopped yelling long enough to say, 'h**l no they ain't! The

oldest one's 9 and the other one's 7. Why the h**l would you think

they're twins? Are you blind, or just stupid?'

'I'm neither blind nor stupid, Ma'am,' replied the greeter. 'I just

couldn't believe someone would sleep with you twice. Have a good day and

thank you for shopping at Wal-Mart.'

Answer 1

That's funny stuff!!  

Answer 2

lol funny yet sad, nope still funny.  

Answer 3

=)

Answer 4

nice, have a star. that reminds me I  have to go to walmart thanks!

Answer 5

what the greeter said sound something like i would say!

funny joke tho  

Answer 6

that's great!!!

Answer 7

good one,a star for ya mate...

Answer 8

funny

Answer 9

Good joke, very funny.

Answer 10

haha nice