The White House intervened in Pakistan Cricket Board and http://www.senore.com/Cricket/Sahibzada-Mohammad-Shahid-Khan-Afridi-c87933 case
It has been learned from reliable sources in the Pakistan Cricket Board (PCB), that the White House intervened to put an end to the ongoing fiasco between the board and Shahid Afridi, after the American government was convinced that the former skipper’s
NOCs will in no way be a threat to http://www.senore.com/Cricket/Pakistan-c755’s nuclear arsenal.
Secretary of State, Hillary Clinton, who is a staunch follower of the game, was shocked when Afridi was sacked from captaincy of the Pakistan team.
Clinton who held a secret meeting with the de facto ruler of Pakistan, Raymond Malik, advised him to convey her message to the Butt of Pakistan cricket, http://www.senore.com/Cricket/Ijaz-Butt-c64128, to immediately forgive Afridi and send him packing to England or else the United States of
America will cut the supply of Halal Banana’s to the http://www.senore.com/Cricket/Mal-Loye-c1879 PCB.
It is believed that the http://www.senore.com/Cricket/Usa-c759 also wants Afridi to coach the New York Yankees, since his Boom Boom batting style can be useful in baseball.
http://www.senore.com/Cricket/A-White-c41360 House spokesperson talking on the matter said, “Pakistan and the US have to work together to resolve all outstanding issues between cricketers all over the world.”
Meanwhile, the US President, Obama, also expressed his support for Afridi and was willing to send in a team of Navy SEALs to take out Butt. However, due to the year’s long friendship between the two countries, extreme caution was advised by the president’s
henchmen.
After the revelations of a possible SEAL attack, Butt has vowed to start eating seal meat, found in the North Atlantic Ocean. It is believed he has already asked for a ship by the Pakistan government, to start his Seal hunting voyages in that part of the
world.
However, after their patch-up, Afridi has once again added Butt to his friends list on Facebook. It is pertinent to mention here that Butt and Afridi are also neighbours on Farmville.
After finding Butt in Afridi’s friends list, Clinton has also finally unblocked Butt and the two are now believed to be exchanging comments on each other’s facebook walls.
According to insiders, Hillary Clinton has also urged Hollywood to invest in the upcoming third installment of Bad Boys 3, in which Afridi will making a cameo appearance.
Meanwhile, Afridi has refrained from giving any statements regarding the possible US involvement in the resolution of his issues with the cricket board.
The lucky skipper might also land a contract with the American Premier League in 2020. According to reports, given the lack of American influence in World Cricket, the President has ordered a Cricket league to be structured.
Selection and training processes in different states are underway. Afridi is a prospective captain for one of the state team’s in the league, scheduled for 2020.
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