The Wife's Confession (funny joke)?

Question

An eldery man turns to his wife and asks if she has ever cheated on him.

“I love you,” she says, “but I must confess. I’ve been unfaithful to you three times.”

“What?” yells the man. “When?”

“The first time was when we were denied a mortgage,” she explains. “I went to see the banker, and I persuaded him to give us the loan.”

“The second time you were ill and we had no insurance to cover the medical bills,” she says. “I went to the doctor and convinced him to treat you for free.”

“And what about the third time?” the husband demands.

“Remember when you ran for mayor,” the wife begins, “and you were behind by 300 votes...?”

Answer 1

not bad :)

Answer 2

ok but did she use the missionary position, oops the

yahoo team will delete this answer like they did my last  one

for using that phrase. the fcking tossas

Answer 3

Haha made me laugh :D!

Answer 4

Ewwwww! *crosses legs*

lol

Answer 5

nice one

Answer 6

lol she must be s**y enough to get away with it lol!!!!!

Answer 7

LMFAO

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Answer 8

hahahahahaah!!!!!   nice joke    :)

Answer 9

lol

Answer 10

thats not really that funny

sorry

Answer 11

lol

Answer 12

that is the funniest thing i have heard all day

Answer 13

lol, moral of the story: never ask that question

Answer 14

GOSH! 300 votes...?she must have been good!