The World's Dumbest People Jokes

Question

Joy Ride

Some employees of an airplane manufacturing company decided to have some fun. They stole a life raft from the plane they were working on. They successfully got it out and took it home without getting caught. Later they took it for a ride down the river. But soon they saw a Coast Guard helicopter coming toward them. It turns out that the helicopter was homing in on the emergency locator beacon that had activated when they inflated the raft

Answer 1

Some guys sitting around smoking pot heard that their area just got the 911 enhanced service. (it displays your address to the dispatcher)  They dialed and hung up.  Not long after, the police came knocking at the door to see if someone was in trouble.  They were arrested when the police smelled the pot smoke coming from their apartment.

Answer 2

oooh! i get it!

Answer 3

hows this a sword swallower swallows an umbrella and pushes the open button(hes dead)

Answer 4

That's pretty dumb, but I'd LMAO if I were a fly on the wall watching.  But what's the question?

Answer 5

dude that flippin funny

LMFAO!!!!!

Answer 6

LOL .... duh, all liferafts on airplanes have those. That way, the rescuers can find you. How funny. Great Joke = )

Answer 7

hahaha,

Answer 8

  some peopldon'tnt play with a full deck.

Answer 9

you are right.. that was dumb