The best All Blacks joke you've heard (after the World Cup loss)?

Question

Im a diehard All Blacks supporter and I am devistated about their shock WC exit. I try to cover up my grief with humour.

Heres a few dry ones ive heard:

Wats the difference between a tea bag and an AB? The teabag stays in the cup longer.

Have you heard of the new AB's bra? Its got all the support but no cup!

Wats the difference between an AB and viagra? At least viagra can give you a semi.

yea they are really dry but i was hoping to hear some better ones. Even if they are dry- sometimes the dry ones are the funniest

Answer 1

BREAKING NEWS ! Adidas are no longer sponsoring the Ab's..

the new sponsor is TAMPAX.....perfect as the ab's are going through a bad period....

Answer 2

what do u call the 7th and 8th playoff in the rugby world cup?

the Bledisloe Cup!!!

Ouch!

Answer 3

How many All Blacks does it take to do the washing?

Just 1 but when it comes time to fold they all show up.

Have you heard that Ford a dropping their All Blacks Sponsorship?

Its now going to be Holden so the can drive with all the other loosers.

Wayne Barnes was in a bar and a women walked up to him and asked if he wanted a B J. Wayne said "Thats a bit forward isn't it" she replied " I didn't think you'd notice.

Answer 4

What’s the difference between an All black and an arsonist?

An arsonist wouldn’t waste a match

Answer 5

Did you hear KFC has a new meal in New Zealand?

The $5 quarter exit and chups meal

Answer 6

What do you call 30 guys sitting in a pub watching the World Cup Final?

The Bledisloe Cup

Answer 7

Have you heard the latest New Zealand joke?

The All Blacks!

Answer 8

Have you heard that New Zealanders are just like the Mafia?

They assassinate anyone who fails!!

Come on N.Z.ers. Let's give the All Blacks a bit of positive stuff!!!! Please don't forget they have won 87% of their games in the last few years, with Graham Henry as their coach.