The best quotes ever and funny!!?

Question

i want to put some of these quotes on msn... please good ones no crapy ones

Answer 1

Every fight is a food fight when you’re a cannibal.

-- Demetri Martin

I think the worst time to have a heart attack is during a game of charades...or a game of fake heart attack.

-- Demetri Martin

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Answer 2

Here are some of my favorites:

"Life is far too important to be taken seriously." - Oscar Wilde

"What we are is God's gift to us.  What we become is our gift to God." - Eleanor Powell

"Twenty years from now you will be more disappointed by the things that you didn't do than by the ones you did do. So throw off the bowlines. Sail away from the safe harbour. Catch the trade winds in your sails. Explore. Dream. Discover." - Mark Twain

As far as funny quotes go, here are a couple I like:

"Weaseling out of things is important to learn! It's what separates us from the animals...except the weasel." - Homer Simpson

"Every book is a children's book if the kid can read." - Mitch Hedberg

Answer 3

my fave quote is "tears are words a heart cant say"

this quote was made by

The Advice Giver

Answer 4

i have

lifez too short so lets play naked...

lifez like a kurma sometimes hard sometimes soft but alwayz sweet

Answer 5

You have enemies? Good. That means you've stood up for something, sometime in your life.

- Winston Churchil