Involved here was a brakeman and TM that didn't get along.
There was some trumped up investigation involving him and the trainmaster. Long story short, the brakey was fired before being re-hired on appeal with back pay. He wrote a ten page letter the Super, thanking him for a paid vacation far in excess of what is produced through collective bargaining. But, true to form for Dave, he availed himself of a Thesaurus and for each and every word of the letter he used one of whatever words were listed. The biggest sheister in Philly would’ve been proud.
When he got his check, he became a member of “The Three Vein Club.â€Â
You become a member of the three vein club by getting a company official so mad that the jugular vein, the carotid artery and the vein that runs up and down a person’s forehead, are all visibly swollen and pulsating at a high rate. How’d he do it?
The goofy sob taped the check to his forehead and walked into the TM's office with it emblazoned thereupon.
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