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The birds & the bees, is this funny?

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A little boy goes to his father and asks "Daddy, how was I born?"

The father answers, "Well, son, I guess one day you will need to find out anyway! Your Mom and I first got together in a chat room on Yahoo. Then I set up a date via e-mail with your Mom and we met at a cyber-cafe. We went into a secluded room, where your mother agreed to a download from my hard drive. As soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered that neither one of us had used a firewall and since it was too late to hit the delete button, nine months later a little Pop-Up appeared that said: Youve Got Mail!

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  1. kind of


  2. no not really

  3. HEHE GRAEAT one saint

  4. Lol :)

  5. HAHAHA thats gold!  

  6. I Lol'd.

  7. Clever,imaginative but not really funny,but I do think maybe younger people than me(51) will find it funny.

  8. I have heard this joke somewhere before...  

  9. So.. all the affair was with the boy's mom by none other than daddy.. no problem .. But.. is that daddy sure his wife didn't download someother programs? .. ha ha :)

  10. Not bad.Actually a good one!

  11. omg lol ive never heard it that way before!!! xD  

  12. I quite like it!

  13. that's quite cute xx

  14. Computers and technology have become such an important part of our life that I think this is how we are already talking. He.. He...  

  15. lol.

  16. haha funny!

  17. haha pretty funny

  18. No, no it isn't  ;(

  19. i might use that one to inform the little ones :)

  20. hahah,,

    that is funny!

  21. Did you mention the birds and the bees.....

    A father asks his 10-year-old son if he knows about the birds and the bees.

    “I don´t want to know!” the child says, bursting into tears. “Promise me you won´t tell me!”

    Confused, the father asks what´s wrong.

    “Oh, dad,” the boy sobs. “When I was six, I got the “There´s no Santa” speech. At seven, I got the “There´s no Easter Bunny” speech. When I was eight, you hit me with the “There´s no tooth fairy” speech. If you´re going to tell me that adults don´t really f*ck, I”ll have nothing left to live for.”


  22. tihi

    i must warn you, i'm easily amused  

  23. hehehe..nice one...very witty

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