The boys in my class are so obnoxious what are some good comebacks that will shut them up?

Question

The boys in my class are so obnoxious what are some good comebacks that will shut them up?

Answer 1

They may just want the attention.  If you yell at them, or comeback at all..  That will be giving them the attention they want.  I think you should just keep your mouth shut, and let them go on and on..  They'll get bored eventually.

If they don't shut up..  Yahh, then you *CAN* get physical..  I don't recommend it though.  > >  That could get you in trouble.  But if you do get in trouble with a teacher or a parent or something..  Tell them it was practically self defense..  I think you should talk to a teacher / parent before you get physical though.  They could help.

Answer 2

a kick in their balls or a threat to it can scare them :)

Answer 3

Your mom.

Answer 4

You need to be very specific about what they're saying and/or doing, if you seriously want help with your situation.  Because you have to say something that will completely humiliate them, and leave them speechless.  Otherwise, you'll only be fueling the fire, and encouraging them to keep it up.

Also, how old you are, and what grade you're in, will help us older folks remember what worked on the little dillweeds we had to chop off at the knees when we were your age.

Answer 5

Tell them you'll talk to them once their balls drop :D

Answer 6

Tell them to go "fry ice"

Answer 7

Just hold up your pinky. They'll know.

Answer 8

generic insults are generally ineffective. you need to tell us what they are doing in order to have relevant retaliation.... or you could just end the sexual tension between you and the boys and fool around with one or more of em. then get them to fight against each other when they find out they weren't special.