The debates in RAP form. How would it go?

Question

Lay it down McCainy,

You're just more of the same-y,

My Iraq plan is flawless,

And you're just jawless,

Gonna put you in a retirement home, fool,

While I send Americans to a better school,

You got you some rickety old bones,

And you can't even count your homes

Answer 1

Said hey Obama !

you got cooties from yogramma

got big dumbo ears and a mouth like a

crappa!