Question:

The difference between work and prison?

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@ PRISON

You spend most of your time in a 10X10 cell

@ WORK

You spend

most of

your time

in a 6X6

cubicle

@ PRISON

You get three fully paid for meals a day

@ WORK

You get a

break for

one meal,

and you

have to

pay for

it

@ PRISON

For good behavior, you get time off

@ WORK

For good

behavior,

you get

more work

@ PRISON

The guard locks and unlocks all the doors for you

@ WORK

You must

carry a

security

card and

open all

the doors

yourself

@ PRISON

You can watch TV and play games

@ WORK

You could

get fired

for

watching

TV and

playing

games

@ PRISON

You get your own toilet

@ WORK

You have

to share

the

toilet

with

people

who pee

on the

seat

@ PRISON

They allow your family and friends to visit

@ WORK

You

aren't

even

supposed

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7 ANSWERS


  1. nice one!!!


  2. good one!

  3. heard it many times like a billion times so i didnt laugh.

  4. Brilliant!  Absolutely Freaking Brilliant!  Only one question...have you ever been to prison???

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  5. if you think it sounds so great why don't you get put in there and buy the way the toilet has no walls are doors

  6. lol, then i'd rather go to prison than have a job

  7. cannot argue with those facts

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