The doctor says me and my wife need to have s*x in order to have a baby... is that true?

Question

We've been married for two years, and we thought god would make my Bessy pregnant by now, but it hasn't happened.

But we're good people, we don't do disgusting things like... that... s*x. of course we fired that doctor.

Answer 1

You're absolutely right. If god wants your Bessy to get pregnant that bad, it will happen without either of you having to do anything disgusting.  

Answer 2

First of all, s*x is not disgusting between a man and wife..it's a normal part of marriage.  How do you think you were conceived??  But it's not necessary for you to have s*x....your wife can be artificially inseminated.  Go to a fertility specialist to ask about this if you don't want to have a baby my normal methods.

Answer 3

yes i agrree  disguting eeewwww i mean fancy your doctor asking you to do a revolting thing like that,

now pay attention,

what you wana do is place some bird seed on your rooof and one of those huge pelicans will one day deliver you a baby thats how i came here but dont fall off

Answer 4

Ha, ha, ha! Thanks for posting this- I haven't laughed this hard in days!

Great stuff!!

I mean, it _is_ a joke, right?

Answer 5

I think that's true. That is what they do in TV and then the couples got pregnant.

Answer 6

If you really don't want to have s*x then you could try In Vitro Fertilization. It is pretty expensive though from what I understand and typically it is meant for couples who have fertility problems.  

Answer 7

okay let me talk to your wife and i will se what i can do to make her pregnant for you!

Answer 8

   Finally...someone who likes to get a laugh !!!  

Answer 9

You can't be serious. First of all, s*x is NOT disgusting. It feels amazing [you two are obviously virgins and don't know] and is a way to express love. Second, how did you not know s*x=babies? How old are you, 10? The only way you two can have babies s*x-free is via In Vitro Fertilization or adoption. Hopefully your kids won't have the same close-minded views as you.

Answer 10

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