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The farmer joke....???

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A farmer was sitting in the neighborhood getting hammered , a man came in and asked the farmer “ hey! Why are you sitting here on this beautiful day getting drunk” ?

The farmer shook his head and replied ; “ some things you just can’t explain” .

“So what happened that’s so horrible? .. the man asked as he sat down next to the farmer .

“Well “ , the farmer said ; “ today I was sitting by my cow , milking her , just as I got the bucket ‘bout full , she lifted her left leg and kicked over the bucket ” .

Okay , said the man , “but that’s not so bad “

“ Some things you just can’t explain , the farmer replied” .

“ So what happened then , the man asked “ .

The farmer said ; “ I took her left leg and tied it to the post on the left” .

“ And then” the man asked ?

“ Well I sat back down and continued to milk her , just as I got the bucket ‘bout full , she took her right leg and kicked over the bucket “ .

The man laughed and said ; “Again” ??

The farmer replied ; “ some things you just can’t explain” .

“ So what did ya do then” ? the man asked .

“ I took her right leg this time and tied it to the post on the right” .

“ And then “ the man asked ?

“ Well I sat back down and began milking her again , just as I got the bucket about full , the stupid cow knocked over the bucket with her tail”

Hmmm. The man nodded his head .

“ Some things you just can’t explain” , the fawner said .

“ So what did ya do “ ? the man asked .

“ Well , I didn’t have any more rope , so I took off my belt and tied her tail to the rafter , in that moment my pants fell down and my wife walked in ... .

Some things you just can’t explain “ ..

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  1. That is such a sick idea! But it's innocent, so kind of funny!!!


  2. lol!!! funny!!

  3. lol

    poor wife haha

  4. Ha ha he should have being MOOOOOO CAREFUL !!!!!



    Good one

    Star

    ;-)

  5. It sounds a little bit naughty, but completely innocent of course, nice one...!

  6. LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

    keke . good one (Y)

    star =)
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