A farmer was sitting in the neighborhood getting hammered , a man came in and asked the farmer “ hey! Why are you sitting here on this beautiful day getting drunk†?
The farmer shook his head and replied ; “ some things you just can’t explain†.
“So what happened that’s so horrible? .. the man asked as he sat down next to the farmer .
“Well “ , the farmer said ; “ today I was sitting by my cow , milking her , just as I got the bucket ‘bout full , she lifted her left leg and kicked over the bucket †.
Okay , said the man , “but that’s not so bad “
“ Some things you just can’t explain , the farmer replied†.
“ So what happened then , the man asked “ .
The farmer said ; “ I took her left leg and tied it to the post on the left†.
“ And then†the man asked ?
“ Well I sat back down and continued to milk her , just as I got the bucket ‘bout full , she took her right leg and kicked over the bucket “ .
The man laughed and said ; “Again†??
The farmer replied ; “ some things you just can’t explain†.
“ So what did ya do then†? the man asked .
“ I took her right leg this time and tied it to the post on the right†.
“ And then “ the man asked ?
“ Well I sat back down and began milking her again , just as I got the bucket about full , the stupid cow knocked over the bucket with her tailâ€Â
Hmmm. The man nodded his head .
“ Some things you just can’t explain†, the fawner said .
“ So what did ya do “ ? the man asked .
“ Well , I didn’t have any more rope , so I took off my belt and tied her tail to the rafter , in that moment my pants fell down and my wife walked in ... .
Some things you just can’t explain “ ..
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