The funniest/dumbest/meanest thing my husband/boyfriend has ever done to me is _______.?

Question

Ok so this is kind of a fun thing. Fill in this question with your own answer.

Mine is:

The mean one because my husband is really smart and I cant come up with anything hes done thats really dumb...

So one day I was sitting watching tv and he was doing somethin upstairs and all of a sudden he came downstairs with something wrapped neatly in some paper towel and handed it to me. I love surprises and so I got really excited thinking of all the sweet things it could be.....

well I opened it and this green bug jumped out and landed on me. I screamed bloody murder, threw the paper towels at him, and ran upstairs crying because it scared me so much... Of course he was laughing is butt off.... I didnt speak to him for awhile... lol..

I hate bugs. Im terrified of them, especially spiders, and he knew that. (It was a grasshopper but still it scared me because I wasn't expecting it....)

Ok. Your turn!!! :)

Answer 1

My husband and our kids went to visit my mother a few months ago. My mom leaves post-it notes everywhere reminding herself to do things or buy things (but excessive amounts of notes for relatively simple things).

My husband and I had joked about the post-its while we were there. A few days after we got back, I woke up in the morning to find my husband left post-it notes everywhere which had ridiculous reminders on them. My keys had a note which said "don't give to strangers". My shampoo said "don't drink this". The oven said "don't insert head" and so on. I laughed all day finding these things.