The funniest joke ever?

Question

Hey guys! So.. k, I went to school today, it was the second day. Anyways, my english teacher was pretty awesome. She asked us all to come up with a joke and whoever had the funniest joke would get a bonus mark on their next test. So, what's the funniest joke you know? However, it cannot be racist (about blacks, blondes, etc.. you get it) and it's gotta be appropriate! Help me out and get an easy 10 points. Thanks. =]

Answer 1

its not really a joke but everytime i say it to people they laugh. you say guess what? i can say my abc's in under a second so everyone listens then you just scream really loudly. it always cracks ppl up

Answer 2

-my dog has no nose

--how does it smell

-awful!

hahahahaha  from monty python look it up

Answer 3

what kind of horse goes out after dark

a nightmare

Answer 4

2 guys are in a forest, and one of them gets a heart attack and dies. The other one calls 911, and the operator asked him, "Are you sure he is dead?" A gunshot is heard, then the man says, "Yes."

Answer 5

what did the oak seed said when it grew up?

Gee-ima-tree!

(geomety)

Answer 6

a lady walks over to a bar attendant and starts slowly caressing his beard, she asks

        "are you the land lord?"

  he says "no i'm just a bar attendant"

still caressing his beard she says, "well when you see him... tell him the ladies is out of loo roll."!!!

hope this helps :)