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The ghost is now in the linen closet - why is it there & how to remove?

by Guest57116 | earlier

Question is not serious - just in the "spirit" of fun.

Hopefully, no whiny baby will go to yahoo and ask for its removal.

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OMG..OMG!!! I see you're still bored.  How will we know when to believe you if a ghost really does visit you? Well, next thing to expect is you 'll probably have a ufo in your garage!!!

  I'd just leave it in the linen closet. As long as you keep the door closed it won't bother you. Just make sure it's not on your sheets...or it might take a trip to your bed with you. If it does that ..you'll be screaming OMG!!!
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call the ghost busters!!!
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No worries, he's probably interested in your fine selection of bed sheets and will move on when he can find one he can poke holes in and haunt the neighbor.
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I dont know, report them!
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Use a vacuum cleaner, that's what they do in Ghostbusters and in the Luigi's Mansion game.
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maybe something that once belonged to the ghost is in the closet. try looking under the carpet and check for loose floor boards and spaces that could contain something left behind.
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use mothballs, its well known that ghosts dont like mothballs
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Ask it politely to go away and leave you alone. Hopefully it will leave overnight.
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He loves the smell of fresh clean laundry. The only way to remove him is to quit using spring time fresh fabric softener.. He'll move on.
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It probably needed to change the sheet over its head.
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Why is it there you ask? Very obviously its needing a change of clothes. (another white sheet for the holidays???)

As for getting rid of it, I agree with the previous answer who thought it would come out in the wash- sprinkle a dash of Ghost-be-gone along with your detergent of choice.

But to be sure, you could always whip open the closet door, point your finger and yell in your most authoritative Shakespearean voice "Out Dam Spot!"

Of course when it leaves, proper etiquette would require you to throw a big "coming out of the closet" party

(nice to see a little fun on the site- hee hee)
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It'll come out in the wash.

Maybe it is looking for a clean sheet.

Call Ghost busters.
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What makes you think you have a linen closet?

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The ghost is in the closet? Maybe he can collaborate with R. Kelly on a project :)
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