The ghost is now in the wine cellar - why is it there & how to remove?

Question

Question is not serious - just in the "spirit" of fun.

Hopefully, no whiny baby will go to yahoo and ask for its removal.

Hi Denie <waves>

Answer 1

Everybody knows ghosts love pinot grigio!

Answer 2

i am scared.

Answer 3

Lure it out with a cheese plate.

Answer 4

haha. star because you are completely right. fun is fun and if you are too young to see a question like this, then you are too young to use Yahoo! It&#039;s an alcoholic ghost!

Answer 5

haha. funny:) tell it to follow the light and go home.

Answer 6

you have a wine cellar? All I have is a dirty old basement that floods when it rains.

You should feel lucky to have the luxory of a nice wine cellar, even if you have to share it with some spooky freeloaders.

Unless they are drinking the wine, then I would try to suck them up in a vaccuum cleaner.

Answer 7

Why is he there?

To get drunk, of course.

How do you remove him?

Wait til he passes out, throw him over your shoulder &amp; toss him out the door.

:D

Answer 8

Tell it to go the light. If this spirit is acting out you might have to get a priest to bless your home. If that doesn&#039;t work you will have to get someone to exercise your home. That usualy works.

Answer 9

At last, a question on which I have considerable expertise.

You must make a peace offering.  That is, a case of your finest shiraz or cabernet.  You must send it to the first person that springs to your mind when you think of a toad.

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Answer 10

Well, you already know that wine is spirits.

LOL. Hide the good stuff, best advice yet.

Answer 11

use a vacuum

Answer 12

How could I ask for removal? I was about to give a witty answer along the lines of &quot;he just wants a substance to alter his spirit&quot;

I know, not as witty as I expected...

Answer 13

lol!!!! kiss em but hide the good stuff ait?

Answer 14

It is in the wine cellar because he is a wino. Send him to ghost AA meetings.

BB

Answer 15

There is a ghost? HUh u seen a ghost. well u need to call up chost busters. and let them take care of it.

Answer 16

I don&#039;t even know what this question is about....

Answer 17

Because hes an alcoholic. Send him to alcoholics anonymous

Answer 18

They live in SPIRIT(pun intended)in death as in life.He&#039;s a drunk.Change the wine to grape juice and he will sober up and leave when he realizes he&#039;s dead.Run to the light!!!

Answer 19

too funny, its wino ghost!!!!!!  better hide the good stuff.

Answer 20

Based on my experiences, the best thing to do is find a mirror, look into it, and say to the person inside it that there are no such things as ghosts, and that whatever reason they have for thinking there are, has got to be a mistake, and that a real effort to find the source of this will open your mind to a new and better reality.

Answer 21

It seems like the appropriate place for spirits.  Find out what ir likes to drink and put it somewhere else.  The ghost may follow.

Answer 22

pop a bottle and pour out a little in the spot u want the ghost to be

Answer 23

open a bottle and leave him alone he was there before you.

charge him rent

Answer 24

Who u gonna call! Ghostbusters!

lol thanks for the two points ;)

Answer 25

yeah my ghost lives in my house too. he is harmless tho except he keeps moving things which really annoys me

Answer 26

HA HA --- OKAY - just for fun.....at the very least you&#039;ll have a HAPPY GHOST!!!!    :)   But sorry for the loss of your wine.  :(

Answer 27

OMG.!!!..OMG...BE SURE AND PUT A CORKSCREW IN YOUR WINE CELLAR !!!That would be a nightmare...all that wine and no way to get into it.!!

Be nice on here...Since we look alike, I&#039;ll probably get blamed for whatever you do bad!! lol waves backacha!!

Answer 28

Ghost is in the wine, not cellar....