The vicar is playing golf with his friend,
at the first hole his friend has a 3ft put & misses.
"d**n, missed the bugger" he cries.
At the second hole he has a 2ft put & again misses. "d**n, missed the bugger"
At the third hole the vicar says "If you blaspheme like that one more time God will open the heavens & strike you dead with a bolt of lightning.
The friend has a 1ft put & sure enough misses."d**n, missed the bugger".
And sure enough the heavens opened & a bolt of lightning scorched down & blasted the vicar.
"d**n, missed the bugger" God boomed.
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